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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2200 on: June 05, 2019, 11:28:26 am »

"Secret Weapons of the First World War: Baron von Bulow's Armoured Zeppelin"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2201 on: June 05, 2019, 12:09:03 pm »

The office says that the outer props are supposed to turn the other way. If that's what they want, somebody give me a hand with the spanner.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2202 on: June 05, 2019, 01:05:20 pm »

Whose turn is it to get the ball down?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2203 on: June 05, 2019, 08:48:17 pm »

what do you mean two blades are left handed and two are right handed too equal them out :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2204 on: June 06, 2019, 12:06:18 am »

Its all in their stance

There is only 1 engineer amongst that lot.......the ones with hands behind their backs are Deck Officers, the ones with hands by their sides are Dock Workers & haven't a clue

The only person with any knowledge as to the shaft seal leak is the Scottish Engineer with his hands firmly in that authoritative manner on his hips
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2205 on: June 06, 2019, 02:30:40 pm »

AAWWW BuuGGer, i't wrong size of rudder
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2206 on: June 06, 2019, 02:51:39 pm »

I ordered a THREE Bladed Prop.
Not THREE BLOODY Props <*< <*< <*<
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2207 on: June 07, 2019, 08:31:38 am »

Has someone checked if the linkage to the servo is connected
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2208 on: June 07, 2019, 05:15:33 pm »

No two ways about it lads - we're totally screwed.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2209 on: June 11, 2019, 05:13:11 am »


'What to you mean 2mm shafts, not 2m ?!?!?!? - Look at the plans! .... Oh!.... That's not just a smudge then....!'


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2210 on: June 11, 2019, 08:17:22 am »

That's why it goes round in circles!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2211 on: June 11, 2019, 09:44:06 am »

Didnt yee see it was rubbing - get the 600 grit sandpaper, it'll be a long nite tonite to fix it
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2212 on: June 15, 2019, 12:34:52 pm »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2213 on: June 15, 2019, 12:55:27 pm »

What do you mean you have right of way
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2214 on: June 15, 2019, 01:16:32 pm »

Hi hope they don't drop anchor  <:(
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2215 on: June 15, 2019, 06:18:49 pm »

NO  you back off you give way to sail that's the law of the sea now do as your told or you'll be reported the MOD'S  and you'll be sorry if you up-set them.
                Regards Howard.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2216 on: June 15, 2019, 09:25:47 pm »

Now, that's taking rivet counting to the extreme!


Regards
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2217 on: June 16, 2019, 02:17:26 am »

Steam gives way to sail, but your are not under sail 'Sunshine'.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2218 on: June 16, 2019, 09:59:02 am »

ooooohhh - so yours is bigger than mine - so what
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2219 on: June 16, 2019, 10:02:21 am »

45,000 tons of old iron doesn't  scare me  (much )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2220 on: June 28, 2019, 05:30:28 am »


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2221 on: June 28, 2019, 08:12:50 am »

Page 87 reply #2170 Martin  :P
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2222 on: June 28, 2019, 08:26:04 am »

Will he walk across the Red Sea when he's older?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2223 on: June 28, 2019, 09:12:13 am »

Page 87 reply #2170 Martin  :P
Don't rock the boat !  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2224 on: June 28, 2019, 09:18:55 am »

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