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warspite

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2325 on: January 08, 2020, 09:18:19 AM »

The guy in the middle of the sports fishermen,


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2327 on: January 31, 2020, 07:59:21 AM »

OK then Noah, you got us here, how do you plan on getting us out?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2328 on: January 31, 2020, 09:16:23 AM »




 Now hear this, Now hear this ! Captain speaking .  Head gardener report to the bridge
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2329 on: January 31, 2020, 09:34:43 AM »

new picture of the new Chines carrier.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2330 on: January 31, 2020, 10:38:00 AM »

main Pagoda to port forward Pagoda, train rockets to port 30 range 2000 yards
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2331 on: January 31, 2020, 10:41:12 AM »

Anchors Huawei!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2332 on: January 31, 2020, 11:06:05 AM »

Surely those paddle wheels were supposed to be attached to the SIDES of the hull  %%


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2333 on: January 31, 2020, 11:10:18 AM »

It's the latest innovation for harvesting rice ;D


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2334 on: January 31, 2020, 04:21:03 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2335 on: January 31, 2020, 04:25:43 PM »

Oi, gerroff! I saw her first...  {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2336 on: January 31, 2020, 04:54:55 PM »

I told you Darling we needed a bigger boat.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2337 on: January 31, 2020, 05:12:33 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2338 on: February 01, 2020, 09:55:48 AM »

Announcing the new Carnival cruises ship to service the Chinese market when they cement there control over the waters off/around china   %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2339 on: February 01, 2020, 09:58:37 AM »

Oi, move up, that sharks just come round to the front now
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2340 on: February 09, 2020, 03:02:43 AM »

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Photo courtesy of my mate John.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2341 on: February 09, 2020, 10:15:44 AM »


When I started this build theirs was water here!
Show how long its taken!  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2342 on: February 09, 2020, 12:20:07 PM »

Looks like one of Lovable Leslie's attempts to park HMS Troutbridge !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2343 on: February 09, 2020, 12:31:58 PM »

Just another sign of global warming , this was a river when is start this build.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2344 on: February 09, 2020, 03:37:17 PM »


Not a joke caption, but a note to where that is.


It's at the top of the Foxton Incline, an amazing place with all sorts of boating interest.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2345 on: February 09, 2020, 03:41:15 PM »

I don't care if that slope was put in for the water skiers  am not taking my boat down there >:-o.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2346 on: February 10, 2020, 12:42:43 PM »

Herr Kapitan - are we not to submerge below the water?


Arr Javol hanz, but we are avading the british destroyers and they will not expect us up here on this hill
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2347 on: February 23, 2020, 08:25:26 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2348 on: February 23, 2020, 08:29:31 PM »

Bloomin Father Christmas, every year he gets stuck and we have to get him out, you'd think he would learn, now then Fred, you push and i'll pull.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2349 on: February 23, 2020, 09:06:24 PM »

I still think a 6 inch gun would be a better deterrent than a human cannonball.
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