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Baldrick

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2350 on: February 24, 2020, 01:42:13 PM »

  Yes, it's a bit coked up but nothing that a dose of industrial strength laxative would not cure.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2351 on: February 24, 2020, 02:46:02 PM »

Yes comrade Ivan, we need to get the camouflage smoke stack up quickly, the marina owners are getting suspicious, they may tell the americans that a first strike nuclear sub is based in milford haven
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Martin [Admin]

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2352 on: March 02, 2020, 06:02:26 PM »




Risky one... but I trust ..... most of you!   <*<
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2353 on: March 02, 2020, 07:57:52 PM »

That's even bigger then you said.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2354 on: March 02, 2020, 08:31:29 PM »

Now I know why page 21 was so important - I should have fitted the motor before securing the deck.














(who writes 'NOT CRUSH' on a bag, and upside down at that?)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2355 on: March 02, 2020, 08:34:48 PM »

It doesn't look like martins Russian destroyer on the mayhem website, it's got more of a Russian spy trawler look.






 %)  i'll one of those he doesn't trust  :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2356 on: March 02, 2020, 09:05:31 PM »

I've just opened the credit card bill - I thought you said it only cost £20?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2357 on: March 03, 2020, 12:46:26 AM »

Can you lay the table for lunch dear?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2358 on: March 03, 2020, 10:56:10 PM »


Can you go down to the model shop dear..... ask for Elmer's glue debonder.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2359 on: March 03, 2020, 11:15:38 PM »

Did the earth move for you Nancy?



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2360 on: March 03, 2020, 11:32:04 PM »

I don't believe thats Nancy!

..."Sadly his persistense to always rest on top of his soldering iron resulted in 2 burnt elbows, 10 melted ship models, 2 workshop fires.  Perhaps you should stick to acting Ron?"

(intrigued though -must be a posed photo!)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2361 on: March 04, 2020, 08:37:48 AM »

"Well Nancy, next time I want to build another boat - just say No"








Thought someone should do this joke
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2363 on: March 21, 2020, 09:18:23 AM »


Keep it clean..... !   :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2364 on: March 21, 2020, 10:08:52 AM »

Well - That's one way to kill the competition
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2365 on: March 21, 2020, 10:47:42 AM »

They don't like it uppem Captain Mannering
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2366 on: March 21, 2020, 12:23:44 PM »

Have I told you lately  that I loved you.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2368 on: April 03, 2020, 06:13:43 PM »

The new Mini-on Gun.  %)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2369 on: April 03, 2020, 06:21:50 PM »

Good one Joe  :-))


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2370 on: April 14, 2020, 05:57:49 PM »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2371 on: April 14, 2020, 06:24:38 PM »

Big Boat  ?? or a new Small House built upon an old Boat  ??


Usually Small Houses are built upon, old farm trailers laying in the yard, in this case Captain Farmer had an old boat laying around.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2372 on: April 14, 2020, 07:13:11 PM »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2373 on: April 15, 2020, 02:33:04 AM »

Having been blackballed from the local rowing club, Gerald decided he would build his own boat house.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2374 on: April 15, 2020, 10:05:29 AM »

Were going to need a bigger boat - well thats not going to stop the shark
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