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grendel

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2575 on: February 21, 2021, 06:07:34 am »

I dont want to be near the bow when they fire that 21 gun salute.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2576 on: February 25, 2021, 05:39:54 pm »

Noah's Ark found?
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Martin [Admin]

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2577 on: March 05, 2021, 08:12:04 pm »

 :-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2578 on: March 05, 2021, 08:58:33 pm »

Guys, we really need to something about the weed in the sailing lake !!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2579 on: March 05, 2021, 09:33:14 pm »

Proof; As they say; once You start making Boat Payments, You can`t afford to leave the Marina Slip.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2580 on: March 05, 2021, 09:51:22 pm »

It's an advert for 'grow your own' mussels  ;D


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2581 on: March 05, 2021, 09:52:50 pm »

Is she registered in Brussels?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2582 on: March 05, 2021, 10:23:40 pm »

Just another lockdown haircut  :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2583 on: March 06, 2021, 02:02:52 am »

There's Klingons on the starboard bow....

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grendel

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2584 on: March 06, 2021, 06:02:17 am »

must be barnacle Bill
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2585 on: March 06, 2021, 06:35:37 am »

12 month test results from the new   %)  anti-fungal, anti-growth marine paint by British Paints   -'Keeps on keeping Good'. {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2586 on: March 06, 2021, 11:47:28 am »

HM Customs have been around but it's not THAT sort of weed.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2587 on: March 19, 2021, 09:42:21 am »

 

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2588 on: March 19, 2021, 01:37:42 pm »

How many have I told you? Not more than 2-3 kts when going astern!!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2589 on: March 19, 2021, 03:06:19 pm »

Some one cocked up enlarging the plans in last months model boat mag.
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« Reply #2590 on: March 19, 2021, 03:10:30 pm »

Some one cocked up enlarging the plans in last months model boat mag.
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clearly not took the fold to form a spine between pages into account
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2591 on: March 19, 2021, 04:01:30 pm »


  Should have waited for Part Two in the Feb issue....

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2592 on: March 20, 2021, 05:02:09 pm »

"And exactly how are we going to social distance when we put to sea"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2593 on: March 21, 2021, 01:25:19 am »

When Mr Smith bought the boat, he had only viewed it from the boat yard office, but had been assured that there was another 20 foot parked in the boat house under the quay.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2594 on: March 21, 2021, 12:15:26 pm »

Yea, well she may be 7 Metres long, but I am only paying for a 3 Metres berth
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2595 on: March 21, 2021, 12:38:19 pm »

Yea, well she may be 7 Metres long, but I am only paying for a 3 Metres berth

I like that one Warspite - good thinking! :-))

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2596 on: March 25, 2021, 04:17:35 pm »

And this is plan "B"


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2597 on: March 25, 2021, 07:04:21 pm »

We'll dig this out, put the scaffolding up, and this time we will match up the antifouling paint on the bow
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2598 on: March 25, 2021, 07:42:59 pm »

I said "hit the brakes Walter - not hit the breakwater"  >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2599 on: March 25, 2021, 08:06:42 pm »

Maybe just distortion in the Photo; but does the Bulb not look bent  ??
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