Since I retired recently I have found out how few watchable TV programmes are on during the day, and become disillusioned by the so-called factual documentary channels.
I no longer believe Penguins are real.
A huge number of these factual documentaries are about UFO cover-ups, Loch Ness, how the Great Pyramid is really an alien space ship. The proofs are amazing in their naivety, using similar programmes as ‘evidence’.
If they were on the entertainment or comedy channels I would have no problem, but on Discovery and National Geographic I have to conclude that even the creatures presented by Attenborough are merely spoofs generated in CGI by Industrial Light & Magic.
& our Bob K says ...."I no longer believe Penguins are real"......Bob....them's fighting words.....just ask your colleague Nick B....you know our RAF member who recently spend time way down south with the penguins ..... Derek
After a one way conservation with someone who looks/doesn't look like a penguin I can issue the following statement:
During my recent deployment to the Falkland Islands I can neither confirm or deny that penguins exist. The strange black and white figures seen with me in some of the pictures are not penguins, they are men in tuxedos with women in brown fur coats. There have never been penguins on the islands, and they have never reached the moon either.
I am sorry that I lied- penguins do not exist and never have, they are a popular christmas myth...
OK you can put the fish gun down...
What do you mean I've seen too much...
What are you doing with that eel?...