Oh you silly folk.....of course it never happened. How could you land on a disc of green cheese which gets eaten up gradually by the Invisible Soup Dragon? Then a Lost Tribe of Aztecs make a monthly human sacrifice to ensure we get a new moon because if they didn't the Invisible Soup Dragon would get hungry and swoop down to Earth to make a pact with the Bankers to bring about ruination of our world.
It's just like the Dust storms in Australia which were caused by the Invisible Soup Dragon flapping its wings too violently.
Also, I know America doesn't exist because I sailed there in 1968 on the QE but was really on a model at the pond in Shepperton Studios with the Isle of Wight dressed up to look like Staten Island and a large cardboard cutout of the Statue of Liberty. However, I spotted the deceit because when they repainted the Isle of Wight Ferry they couldn't spell Staten Island and called it Satin Island.
You see it is just like the French I live with, they go home at night, shut the doors, close the shutters and speak English. After a couple of bottles of wine I hear them every night.
Hic!
Roger in France