"And I don't like the oysters anyway - snot in a shell"
You,re mistaken there Colin,...think whelks,..now they do look like a bogie in a shell,,,,or as they are called up here,"snotters wi,their helmets on {-)but they do taste luverly,my wife likes them between two slices of buttered bread,yuk,me i prefer to howk them out with a pin,
Wullie