Oh dear. Here we go again..I suppose that I never told you that her alta-alias was "The Bat". But she was a bit of a sucker for a hard-on story. But, alas, she has gone to ground (i.e...to the werms (as we say in Geordieland). Personally, I shan't miss her all that much as she left me much of herself to remember her by. Herpes, Unspeakable disorders that are not really fit for public consumption, A sort of disjointed way of both walking and thinking and a propensity for talking to strange men (?) from somewhere north of me.
But apropos the query regarding "Bat", I may be able to help our a bit. If the poster would send me a PM or E-Mail(address is under the profiles) I could be in touch.....after the funeral, of course.
I forgot to mention that she didn't actually leave me anything apart from some of her more visible physical attributes, which I have been able (with the aid of various very minor universities) to reduce to 1:48 scale and clag on to some other poor mammary disadvantaged person (female). The legs I've put on to an Aberdeen supporter (minus kilt). Poor lady. But she had a sort of good life, varied and quite educational for a young boy just setting out on lifes rocky journey. But hey! Stature means nowt. The gimpy leg could always take over when the third one couldn't.
But, seriously, the guy wanting info on "Bat" should contact me....preferably during the hours of darkness. Cheers. BY Meldrew.