I'd do it!..I'd happily slap him anyway, just for the sheer, unadulterated pleasure of it.
Typical telly. Too much waffle, not enough boat, but nice to see it being used. What a pity it doesn't have it's original engines. It would have sunk that pile of repugnant plastic sea horse manure with its bow-wave in an instant!
Regards,
Vintagent