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riggers24

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A New tip
« on: April 26, 2006, 06:44:30 pm »

Don't walk in front of a bus when crossing the road ;D
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2006, 06:53:51 pm »

Speaking from experience??


Another tip:  Never eat yellow snow!  :P
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2006, 07:19:39 pm »

Not the tips Martin want to see but its fun ;D
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2006, 10:55:47 pm »

A N Other tip

Get all the tips you can, and then spend them on a model boat
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2006, 11:04:24 pm »

an important one here...
dont tell the wife what you spend on the models!
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 06:08:55 pm »

Dont try and sail your boat in an empty lake - ugh
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 02:21:50 am »

... did you ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

 - 'Doc
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 12:24:07 pm »

Hears a good one.

engage your brain before you say anything,  ron h
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 09:39:24 pm »

here's another good one

Practice what ya preach

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Re: A New tip
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 10:21:46 pm »

My workshop is a tip.? :-[? Lots of useful rubbish in it though.? ;D
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2006, 12:31:38 am »

Two bluebirds dont make a summer, opps should that be swallows, i can not tell the difference they go that fast,
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2006, 06:54:27 am »

The most important tip EVER.......

Measure wice cut once![/b

Go on, you dare to tell me it doesn't apply to you.

Roger in France
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2006, 09:00:19 am »

The most important tip EVER.......

Measure wice cut once![/b

Go on, you dare to tell me it doesn't apply to you.

Roger in France


NO, NOT TO ME RODGER.


I measure twice cut once, ron h   ;D ;D
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2006, 09:49:19 am »

Let me check that I have got this right:

1.  Measure with micrometer

2.  Mark in chalk

3.  Cut with chainsaw.


Good enough for government work    ;)


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Re: A New tip
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2006, 02:03:32 pm »

Hi guys
When driving remember to take a car
gary rowe
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2006, 04:06:20 pm »

This section of the forum reminds me of the Viz comic 'Hints and Tips'.
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2006, 10:45:20 pm »

make sure boat is on water
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2006, 11:17:47 pm »

make sure lond has water in it!
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2006, 11:26:52 pm »

make sure lond has water in it!

Before sitting at the keyboard, make sure you know how to spell pond.
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2006, 11:29:49 pm »

DOH!
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2006, 10:59:40 pm »

Chinese proverb say....

Find enlightenment through heeding many points of view.
Find ignorance through heeding few.

Aye
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2006, 01:33:10 am »

"Banish the use of the four-letter words
Whose meanings are never obscure.
The Angles, the Saxons, those dirty old birds,
Were vulgar, obscene, and impure.
But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean.
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure and obscene."

 - 'Doc
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2006, 09:23:49 pm »

charge all battries coz some man in are club thinks they caharge them selves
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2006, 07:41:00 am »

If you find it difficult to carry your heavy model to the lake, why not replace that heavy lead ballast with aluminium?
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Re: A New tip
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2006, 01:46:03 pm »

Martin judging by this lot,  maybe you should give some thought to the Position Titles you
give us for our postings.  I dread to think whats going to happen when the first one reaches
the title of rear Admiral.   ::)
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