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Le Caux Deux

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Why
« on: January 30, 2011, 07:10:13 pm »
Why are Scalpels so sharp and cut your finger just when your in the middle of something,
Why does everything you touch afterwards turn Red
Why will it not stop Bleeding (iin my case because I'm on aspirin)
Why is supper glue so sticky
Why does the little part you want to fit into that awkward spot always stick to your finger and not where you wanted it to stick

I've solved one of these problems, if you cut yourself with a scalpel you can use supper glue to stick the wound back together and stop the bleeding quite quickly  - that's why supper glue is so sticky!

Mike


Ps always read the instructions first
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Circlip

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Re: Why
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 08:10:16 pm »
But does supper glue work at any other time of the day??   {-)

   Regards  Ian.

 PS., locked onto the Highfields events. :-))
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john s 2

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Re: Why
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2011, 09:01:04 pm »
Things turn red to let you know your bleeding. If blood was clear you might worry that youve spilt your Gin and Tonic. John.
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Dekan

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Re: Why
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2011, 10:38:00 pm »
A blood sacrifice is necessary for a good outcome of any project... the gods demand it. Hence the phase.... Blood ,Sweat and Tears :-))
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Colin Bishop

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Re: Why
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2011, 10:49:07 pm »
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A blood sacrifice is necessary for a good outcome of any project... the gods demand it. Hence the phase.... Blood ,Sweat and Tears

Absolutely, and its the tears that are the problem. Once you've torn a hole in the hull it won't float no more....
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Le Caux Deux

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Re: Why
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 12:05:27 am »
For Supper read Super - Can't believe I did that - now I KNOW I'm Dyslectic

That reply really made be Laugh  - after I worked out what it meant - Brilliant absolutely Brilliant

Why!!!!!

Mike

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BrianCartwright

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Re: Why
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 09:39:20 am »
It's also good for getting ingrained dirt out of your pores,when you try to get it off your fingers it takes a layer of skin with it :-)) :-)) :-))
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