Why are Scalpels so sharp and cut your finger just when your in the middle of something,
Why does everything you touch afterwards turn Red
Why will it not stop Bleeding (iin my case because I'm on aspirin)
Why is supper glue so sticky
Why does the little part you want to fit into that awkward spot always stick to your finger and not where you wanted it to stick
I've solved one of these problems, if you cut yourself with a scalpel you can use supper glue to stick the wound back together and stop the bleeding quite quickly - that's why supper glue is so sticky!
Mike
Ps always read the instructions first