Much tugging of forelock for the advice and much note taken of your second sentence, DickyD. Since Rocking and Rolling is highly unfashionable in these latter days, I will do my best to avoid it. When
you suggest aligning the ballast along the sides of the hull, I take you to mean aligned on the inner side of the hull. Such an asinine remark is a further revelation of bestial ignorance, to be sure. But in these matters it is always better to admit such virtues if only to avoid the consequences if one misinterprets excellent advice.
Your empirical suggestion, to "get thee to a pond" is more than sound. I dread it however, since the nearest pond is in front of a very well known Château which brings with it the not inconsiderable disadvantage of the event being attended by a cast of thousands of onlookers from 5 to 555 years old. Thus, the risk of parts suddenly disappearing or - worse still - being trodden under the foot of Man, Beast, Child or insect is so great that no insurance company would even give you quotes!
One other question: which, in your opinion, is better - shot in specially built silos as low as possible along the inner hull or lead plates?
El Neave, a little wiser but still a long way to go!