One question, did you play any part in writing the script / book titled "I didn't know you cared"? (A BBC show from a few years back ).
I think you'll find that Peter Tinniswood was the culprit there, although I am reminded that once, having been almost totally overcome by tiredness, emotion and Shipstone's Bitter, I performed an act of gross micturation behind a rosebush in the garden belonging to the mother of Robin Bailey. You will recall that Mr Bailey (now sadly departed) was the thespian who gave us the immortal 'Uncle Mort' and whose Mum lived in the neighbouring village of Burton Joyce.
Happy days, eh?
(Now watch the self-appointed Modelboat Mayhem Forum Guardians of Good Taste panic as they try to find that M word in their copies of the Mary Whitehouse Dictionary of Filth).