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Re: London Violence
« Reply #100 on: August 11, 2011, 08:05:13 pm »

It is bad news indeed. There has been shooting in Tooting, arson in Arsenal, looting in Luton and stealing in Ealing.

Ladies in Bucks are advised to stay indoors tonight.

Meanwhile in court this morning, Wayne Jason Chav, 24, of Toxteth had to explain how he covered 100 metres in 10.2 seconds whilst carrying a 60 inch plasma TV whilst at the same time being in receipt of disability benefit.



Now we know who wrote the scripts for the two Ronnies !

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #101 on: August 11, 2011, 08:50:15 pm »



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Re: London Violence
« Reply #102 on: August 11, 2011, 08:57:40 pm »

the troubles have started in ireland now,,,  paddy just smashed his computer screen and tried to rob ebay !  {-)
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #103 on: August 11, 2011, 09:02:20 pm »

After looting Ladbrokes and losing £50

24 Dublin rioters also looted Argos this afternoon - last message was they were still waiting at Delivery Point C1 for the goods....
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2011, 09:03:50 pm »

 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) :-))
 
tottenham have just signed their super fast striker  Grabatelli
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Dekan

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2011, 10:33:28 pm »


Which "guys" are these you mention D ?


Korky... I was just thinking... that all this talk of national service and the army is probably not such a good idea; if you end up making these "young people" more proficient with weapons...

Me I would put them in orange boiler suits with the words SCUM on the back,chain them together and get them to clean up the mess.. Just as they do in some states in the USA..
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richtea

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2011, 11:56:51 pm »



Korky... I was just thinking... that all this talk of national service and the army is probably not such a good idea; if you end up making these "young people" more proficient with weapons...

Me I would put them in orange boiler suits with the words SCUM on the back,chain them together and get them to clean up the mess.. Just as they do in some states in the USA..

Our poor downtrodden would probably think orange boiler suits were a badge of honour, how about bright pink, in some institutions in the USA the inmates detest pink.
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #107 on: August 12, 2011, 12:02:14 am »

Yep! Pink - with tassels....
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Korky

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #108 on: August 12, 2011, 12:16:13 am »

Whichever way you prefer to look at it....I somehow think that the following doesn't make easy reading somehow !!






and as for the the punishment angle ......simples

Bung the male offenders in a wooden shed

Tie 'em to a chair

Nail their wi**y to the chair

Give 'em a sharp knife

Set the hut afire

Instant Contraception....simples  innit ?
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #109 on: August 12, 2011, 12:45:08 am »

Whichever way you prefer to look at it....I somehow think that the following doesn't make easy reading somehow !!






and as for the the punishment angle ......simples

Bung the male offenders in a wooden shed

Tie 'em to a chair

Nail their wi**y to the chair

Give 'em a sharp knife

Set the hut afire

Instant Contraception....simples  innit ?



korky for president


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Re: London Violence
« Reply #110 on: August 12, 2011, 12:48:31 am »

Of what the, Khmer Rouge or the KGB or perhaps the Spanish Inquisition

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #111 on: August 12, 2011, 12:53:25 am »

After looting Ladbrokes and losing £50

24 Dublin rioters also looted Argos this afternoon - last message was they were still waiting at Delivery Point C1 for the goods....


Wots this.  Back to bashing us paddy's  <*< <*<

and were were going to lend you a load of paddy wagons and a couple of water cannons. {-) {-)

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Mike S

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #112 on: August 12, 2011, 09:51:12 am »

Best one I've heard so far . . . .

Colonel Gaddafi says Libya now recognising London rioters as legitimate UK government


Perhaps there's a grain of truth in there somewhere ?


Cheers,

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Re: London Violence
« Reply #113 on: August 12, 2011, 10:07:08 am »

Yep! Pink - with tassels....
  Nothing wrong with the old mailbag material with broad arrows stencilled on in black...do-gooders might approve if they did it themselves in the art class.
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #114 on: August 12, 2011, 10:46:48 am »

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“Convicted London rioters should loose all benefits”

 What a superb idea!

 The police will luv the extra work chasing an increase in mugging.  Einstien? " Every action - - - " and all that, but then we could bring back hanging.

  Regards  Ian.
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #115 on: August 12, 2011, 11:16:05 am »

My cousin Paddy looted Argos in Dublin. They've got 2000 catalogues if anyone wants one. %% %% %% %% %%
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #116 on: August 12, 2011, 11:17:30 am »

I have been known to be cynical at times, Oh yes I have, but I will be listening closely to the extenuating circumstances surrounding a female social workers "Not Guilty" plea to handling 4 TV's, an electric drill and various other pieces of electrical equipment from their very recent disappearance from her local branch of Curry's.

 I've Said on other forums and this one many times, It's always someone elses kids.

  Regards  Ian.
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« Reply #117 on: August 12, 2011, 11:30:06 am »

The human right act just needs its scope defining properly.  Anybody found guilty of thievery has denied somebody else of their human rights to their property, and so has yet another crime to pay for.  Possibly this should include a severe loss of rights incorporated into the prison regime, overcrowding being part of it.


As Boris might say "Stop this piffle at once!!"
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #118 on: August 12, 2011, 11:34:14 am »

I have been known to be cynical at times, Oh yes I have, but I will be listening closely to the extenuating circumstances surrounding a female social workers "Not Guilty" plea to handling 4 TV's, an electric drill and various other pieces of electrical equipment from their very recent disappearance from her local branch of Curry's.

 I've Said on other forums and this one many times, It's always someone elses kids.

  Regards  Ian.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-14501790


Thankfully, that isn't always the case...and we have to admire this lady for making what MUST have been a very difficult decision.

I somehow think (and probably her too) that her action might just call a halt to any re occurrences of this behaviour by her "offspring"   I sincerely hope that this will be the case !

Korky
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« Reply #119 on: August 12, 2011, 11:41:23 am »

 

Quote ..................  BBC

A 15-year-old boy who was pictured trying to prise open shutters of a shop in Salford has been arrested after his mother handed him in to police.





Wonderful news    :-))                Now we're getting somewhere.  This is hope.


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Re: London Violence
« Reply #120 on: August 12, 2011, 11:58:52 am »

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A 15-year-old boy who was pictured trying to prise open shutters of a shop in Salford has been arrested after his mother handed him in to police.

She may have been trying to get rid of him for ages.....
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #121 on: August 12, 2011, 12:21:24 pm »

Of what the, Khmer Rouge or the KGB or perhaps the Spanish Inquisition

Geoff

None of the above....maybe President of       LET'S TAKE OUR STREETS BACKSVILLE !
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #122 on: August 12, 2011, 01:23:14 pm »

Just listened to the muppet who said it was payback for him not getting a job in the comet store where he left in his CV.

Won't or shouldn't take the cops long to identify him if comet can give the cops access to CV's  {-)

Its like a badge of honor this looting.  >>:-(

I need a new radio system.  Wonder should I start a riot near a store and loot one 

I can't see a solution to this. If you stop benefits etc, there will be more looting and more riots but for the law abiding citizens, it looking like we are the mugs working.

The government have made a complete Ar*e of this

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« Reply #123 on: August 12, 2011, 03:00:03 pm »

Kenny's solution seems quite appropriate here:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHDBL7CNA4
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Re: London Violence
« Reply #124 on: August 12, 2011, 06:31:58 pm »

When these idiots are caught,send them to afganistan instead of the troops.They wont be so clever out there
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