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Korky

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So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« on: August 03, 2011, 04:11:45 pm »


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14387836   


And I thought it was my aftershave that drove the gals away !!
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pugwash

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2011, 05:50:02 pm »

So not only are they venal, and stupid it would now appear they are delusional  as well
What chance has the country got.

Geoff
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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 05:53:30 pm »

Well, as the saying goes, 'Become a politician and sc**w the country'  :kiss:

Declan
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richtea

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 08:57:02 pm »

They have voted for themselves the best aphrodisiac in the world,
MONEY.
Can we all vote for pay and expenses packages like MPs.  ;)
A few months real living on a run down estate and low pay and that will lower their sex appeal.  :((
Don't forget were all in this together, thats easy to say when your a millionair on an MPs salary plus all their perks.
Pass me the happy pills.  O0
Thats better, rant over.
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mikearace

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 10:10:14 pm »

If they are so attractive to the opposite sex why do they need to turn into W**kers
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Korky

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 09:00:20 am »

All I can say now is that it must be BL**DY difficult living in a house with no mirrors !!
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steve pickstock

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 11:37:23 am »

Parliamentary service should be like Jury Duty. You get picked for it, and there are no back-outs except for convicted criminals and the insane.

Doing it this way would mean
a) we know we are going to get rogues and villains - so it can be leigislated against.
b) as they are on a service all MP would get accomadation as part of their remuneration - no more iffing and butting about which house is their primary.
c) they would not be able to change their terms and conditions except with the permission fo a referendum
d) anyone volunteering to do this duty would get shot on sight as untrustworthy.
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thegrimreaper

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2011, 01:54:42 pm »

well if all it takes is the two little letters after your name then I am prepared to give it a try only as an experiment you all understand

regards Mark  the grim reaper  M.P.
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deadwood

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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 09:02:43 am »

Well, up until this enlightening interview I would from personal experience definitively have said that model boating certainly does not raise one's sexual allure to the ladies.
Quote from: Paul Flynn, MP link=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14387836 date=1312378440
The advice that's been handed down over the centuries is that you take many cold baths.
:-))
And now at last I know the reason.
I either should have sealed the shafts better and/or should have made my models a little bit less top-heavy.
This would have saved me from too many cold baths in the model pond that must have lulled my sexual drive in the past.
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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 09:41:53 am »

All I can say now is that it must be BL**DY difficult living in a house with no mirrors !!
  no problem...they wouldnt recognise an "aerosol" if they saw one. (pronounce it with a Swedish accent) %)
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Korky

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 12:58:31 pm »

 no problem...they wouldnt recognise an "aerosol" if they saw one. (pronounce it with a Swedish accent) %)


added to that is the well known fact that the living dead (oxymoron there folks !) don't have a reflection !
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Re: So THAT'S Where I Went Wrong huh ?
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 01:42:36 pm »

Parliamentary service should be like Jury Duty. You get picked for it, and there are no back-outs except for convicted criminals and the insane.


So thats the current lot exempt on one or both counts then lol
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 07:31:56 pm »

So thats the current lot exempt on one or both counts then lol

That means we could save millions by holding Parliament in a mini
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 10:32:31 am »

Hi all, Having just seen this thread and looked at the BBC article, this guy has got it wrong, he looks as though his personal 'magnet'  de-fluxed quite a while back.

May I suggest that it is simply an attraction to the power / influence that someone has, which then reflects on the lady (or man)  in question.

But if he wants to kid himself it is sexual attraction, I can only say don't give up the day job!
regards Roy
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