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Excellent advice
« on: August 16, 2011, 11:57:04 am »


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
    Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
    Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow..

        In fact, just buzz off and leave me alone.

2. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a
couple of mortgage payments.

5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
    Teach him how to fish, and
    he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
        well worth it..

9. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

10. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

11. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

12. Good judgment comes from bad experience ....
        and most of that comes from bad judgment.

13. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

14. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.
        Neither one works.

15. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

16. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

17. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our 'bottom' .... then
things just keep getting worse.

19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.



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Re: Excellent advice
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 12:51:31 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Excellent advice
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 04:40:12 pm »

Brilliant :}
Where on earth do you guys get em.


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Re: Excellent advice
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 01:06:51 am »

Love it it!   {-) {-) {-)  O0


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Re: Excellent advice
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 09:29:41 pm »

Real words of wisdom. :-))  %%
6, 10, 4, 8 are my favorites,


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Re: Excellent advice
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 09:37:00 pm »

Number 14 for me...

After a lot of practice...I am now always 2 steps no problem any more ok2  {-)

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