i get calls all the time, ive given up being nice now
cold callers who know my name get which one do you want, me or dad - who pays the bills - dad, can we speak to him, sorry he died last week
people asking for someone else, especially if i have heard the company name before, no shes busy with a client, no sorry she has another one right after, has she quoted you ? no shes a call girl, escort, prostitute
are you a debt company. look he/she owes thousands so your last on the list me old mate, hang on she/he just said something, no you cant say that, ok then, she said get stuffed see you in court
hi hang on i will find him ( leave it two mins) no hes in the foff department hang on while i transfer you ( give it now upto ten minutes) hi this is he, then just as the other end starts to talk -` FOFF` n put phone down