Mick - you have my sympathies, old dear. I hate the damned things even though I have one somewhere.............complete with instructions on how to switch it on and make a call, written for me by my grand-daughter Jo.
ACTion Woman bought one of these Samsung Galaxies about eight months ago and she has learned how to get the functions working all by herself. Now she can play Solitaire, surf the interweb and buy stuff online or E-mail the kids when we're at shows, instead of trying to look interested in model boat electronics. At our family Christmas this weekend there was a period where Liz was happily 'apping' away with her Galaxy; daughter Helen was E-Mailing a mate from her Blackberry and G-D Lucy was heavily into something on her i-Pad. G-D Jo was, as usual, texting her boyfriend every ten minutes. At the same time no male member of the family was anywhere near a computer (unless you count G-S Archie and his Nintendo DS3).
The morale of this? Martin; just chuck it to Mrs Mayhem - she'll sort it in a jiffy!
DM