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Bluebird, you are Da MAN!
See that JayDee chap?... the one just above your reply? Well, e's obviously on the same frequency, only he had the noodle to ask what I didn't... Why Pink???
Listen though, what a top-notch answer! I'll tell you one thing, amigo... you lot up there might not speak proper, like what we do, but by jove, you don't 'arf know how to tell a good 'un.
Secretly though, I shan't tell anyone that I reckon you copied it from a book or summat.
Anyhows, me ol' pal, thanks for that snippet of fascinating folly. That's ANOTHER beer I owe's 'e.
By the by, what're the chances of you and the tribe making a detour around these parts when you're down this way? There's a howdy-doody pub right next to the canal where they talk boat-speak and swap lies. I'll order 'em, and if you like, you can pay for 'em........