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RAAArtyGunner

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Advice for men by a woman, The Black Bra.
« on: April 28, 2012, 12:49:39 am »


The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,   

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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Re: Advice for men by a woman, The Black Bra.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 08:43:41 am »

Yep - loved the Zorro bit - might tell the wife that one.
And now I've got that David Bowie song running through my head .......

Dave
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Re: Advice for men by a woman, The Black Bra.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 09:14:18 am »

Seems like a good request to me
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Re: Advice for men by a woman, The Black Bra.
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 09:09:32 am »

Love it! I would have said to my wife, are you off out some where love?
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 11:07:24 am »

That is really funny !!!

Reminds me of one I heard a while back.   Wife wants to invigorate relationship, so decides to greet her husbands return from work wearing nothing at all.
"Wow!  What's this"  he says.
"It's my love nightie" she replies.
"Fantastic" he says.  "Needs ironing though."
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