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Cherman choke
« on: May 23, 2012, 08:48:46 pm »

Angela Merkel visited Greece recently. Conversation between her and immigration officer:

IO: Name?
AM: Merkel
IO: Occupation?
AM: No, just a few days.

Lifted from the Jersey Evening Post. The word occupation still resonates there too.
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life;
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps 'em on the knife.
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