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ian-mccaffrey

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the wife
« on: May 29, 2012, 12:43:22 pm »
My wife was fuming when I untagged myself from some pictures she put on Facebook. "They where totally embarrassing though" I pleaded. "Embarrassing?" my wife snapped. "It was our "xxxxx" wedding day you "illigitimate"!"
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lets just hope this one floats !!
fire at will ! ... which one is will ?

TailUK

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Re: the wife
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2012, 12:55:32 pm »
 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)

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No human society has ever functioned without models to capture, explain,disseminate,
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RAAArtyGunner

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Re: the wife
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2012, 01:28:22 pm »
Devotion knows no bounds  O0 O0 {-) {-)
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Gunna build those other boats one day.

armc40

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Re: the wife
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 04:15:50 pm »
I returned very early from work one day, and as I made my way into the bathroom, I was confronted with a rear view of a nude woman bent at the waist working on her toenails !

"Who's that" I shouted

"it's me   your wife" came the reply

"so sorry I said, I didn't recognise you with your teeth in"

Never saw the punch coming !
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