Topic: What a beautiful day for....................... (Read 1972 times)

Jerry C · « **on:** June 16, 2012, 10:30:03 am »

Asking your librarian if she's got any books on shelves?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:01:53 pm »

Ken Dodd lives!

Tattyfelarious...

armc40 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:49:57 pm »

Converting to Buddhism and asking the guys in the pizza shop if they can make you one with everything !

Jerry C · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:53:27 pm »

Asking your librarian if she's got a book called "coping with rejection without killing".

davidm1945 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:28:58 pm »

reading the newly released book "How to Bonsai your cat!"

Jerry C · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:32:53 pm »

Putting a cucumber through Auntie Maggies letterbox and shouting "the Martians have landed"!

armc40 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:03:38 pm »

Putting a brick through the 'marital aid' shop window, and blaming it on the Provisional Wing of the Salvation Army

Jerry C · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2012, 08:09:34 pm »

Shoving a copper rod up Andre Previn's jacksy and saying, "how's that for a lightning conductor?!".

armc40 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2012, 09:26:00 pm »

Filling yer shreddies with sand, standing on yer 'ands in the middle of the street and shouting...'ows that fer an egg timer missus ?'