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RAAArtyGunner

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Truthful story
« on: June 26, 2012, 12:20:50 pm »
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines.

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

 Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

 The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

 
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

 
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

 The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."[/center]
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Re: Truthful story
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 01:38:33 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 08:08:25 pm »
I just knew Aussie,s were hopeless when it came to following directions........Humour is at the bottom of this section...that 6 down, {-)
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 09:10:51 pm »

Topic now moved here.


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Re: Truthful story
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 09:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Tug---Kenny on June 26, 2012, 09:10:51 pm
Topic now moved here.


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At my request!!!!! humbug,..people will think I,m a moaning old git,....and more,..especially after you stuck my name up like a Dart Board, {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)..on that other Topic that you started,....but who am i to worry,I can take as good as I give,because after all,I don,t take it personally,...unlike some,
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Re: Truthful story
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 10:41:44 am »


Thought you'd like that Wullie.  Your name in lights.     :kiss:



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Re: Truthful story
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 11:06:08 am »
Quote from: Tug---Kenny on June 27, 2012, 10:41:44 am

Thought you'd like that Wullie.  Your name in lights.     :kiss:


Here you go :)
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 12:38:38 pm »
Thats more like it {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Truthful story
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 01:06:06 pm »
Quote from: wullie/mk2 on June 27, 2012, 12:38:38 pm
Thats more like it {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)

Favouritism, in the know eh what  O0 O0 O0
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 01:11:49 pm »
Quote from: raaartygunner on June 27, 2012, 01:06:06 pm
Favouritism, in the know eh what  O0 O0 O0

Just for you :)


feel free to add them to your signatures lol
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 10:13:14 pm »
Quote from: essex2visuvesi on June 27, 2012, 01:11:49 pm
Just for you :)


feel free to add them to your signatures lol

Absolutely brilliant  O0 O0 O0 {-) {-) {-)
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