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RAAArtyGunner

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Aussie Bartender better than Psychriatrists
« on: July 10, 2012, 12:42:55 AM »

Psychiatrists vs Aussie Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
 SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
 'How much do you charge?'
 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

 Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new HSV Ute!'

 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
 
FORGET THE SHRINKS..HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
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Re: Aussie Bartender better than Psychriatrists
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 09:24:29 PM »

Was the Ute the monster 4Lt jobbie.???? petrol must be cheap in OZ, ...{-) {-),and i see your directory instincts are still haywire, {-) {-)and as for somebody under yer bed, yer better putting your money there,...then the bank won,t be able to lose it
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Re: Aussie Bartender better than Psychriatrists
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 12:49:12 PM »

Yep that's the one and todays bowser price is 90pence a litre,  >>:-( >>:-( >>:-( dropped A10 cents.
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