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bikerdude999

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Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« on: July 10, 2012, 11:24:34 pm »

On 'SYFY' at the moment called 'Nazi's at the centre of the Earth'. It's 1 of those films that you think couldn't get any worse and then before you know it plunges into new depths of awfulness!
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 11:42:08 pm »

cool :}
is there a sequel

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 11:59:49 pm »

On 'SYFY' at the moment called 'Nazi's at the centre of the Earth'. It's 1 of those films that you think couldn't get any worse and then before you know it plunges into new depths of awfulness!


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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 12:24:11 am »


wanna bet ?

http://www.ironsky.net/

Yea, that sort of thing, but worse. I missed the start (thankfully, wouldn't want to have wasted too much of my life watching it) but form where I saw, the 'nazis' were in antarctica, and had been abducting people (not entirely sure who, not very well populated in antarctica is it) and harvesting them for organs and skin, to keep their old nazi soldiers alive. Then they use a vacuum to suck an unborn child out of a woman and use the cells to bring 'life' to a robot Hitler. Yes, you read that right, it's a robot, with Hitlers head in a big glass pod on the top. Then they end up on what can only be describes as a Nazi, UFO. And at the end some of the captured people escape in an escape pod that looks exactly the same as the old V1 rockets.

It's not just the story line thats bad though, the effects are awful, similar to something you'd see on a channel5 production (ha as if channel5 make anything of their own), the acting is also truly atrocious, so bad in fact, at times it had me wondering if it was a comedy.

There were more reasons it was so bad, but I really can't be bothered to go into them now, too tired...
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 01:20:27 am »


Try:-

Unman, Wittering, & Zigo - if you can find it, and the well known Actors and Actresses in it... David Hemmings and, well, another Actress. I was also as a prominent Extra. It was filmed at the school I was at. All good fun, learnt a lot from it back in 1970 or some such past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always remembered the loads great Tomato soup and sandwiches from the Moblie Canteen during the hours of filming!!!!!! - mind you the couple of hundred of also thought the same but they couldn't deny us!!!!!!!!!!! Must have cost them an absolute fortune in feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards, Bernard
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2012, 01:28:02 am »


After looking, I m being very unfair to Gayle Hunnicut. I met both, during filming, have the Sigs. of both - somewhere. David Hemmings is sadly no longer of course, but he was a good actor... and a decent person. Gayle, well, if I had been older at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B.
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 01:25:41 pm »

Battlefield Earth,with John Revolta,..oops Travolta,is another all time turkey,...I used to like Ron L Hubbard scifi books but this film with Travolta and his dreadlocks and his size 25 boots,
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2012, 01:45:24 pm »

"The Giant Claw"  50's Sci Fi movie with daftest movie monster of all time.


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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2012, 02:21:29 pm »

As a fan of two of the above 'worst EVER' movies above. no names......I give you Zardoz.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz
What on earth were John Boorman and Sean Connery thinking?
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2012, 02:46:15 pm »


Anything with Billy Breen in it.
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2012, 02:49:16 pm »

Any of Audie Murphy's cowboy films I say

The guy made 44 films but probably had even more war medals.


Billy Breen? Is that Larry Grayson LB?

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2012, 03:31:01 pm »

Talking about worst films ever....why have Love Story ( with ryan o neal and Ali McGraw) and Soldier Blue NEVER been shown on Terestial TV programnes........now those two are No Brainers for worst films ever.

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2012, 03:34:15 pm »

I've tried to watch the film 300 a few times and given up its pure trash.
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2012, 04:12:50 pm »


Though 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes was pretty bad, I always thought the worst movie was voted as 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space .

This was the last film Bella Lugosi was in. He actually died before they started filming - but this didn't stop them starring him....
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2012, 04:42:25 pm »

Talking about worst films ever....why have Love Story ( with ryan o neal and Ali McGraw) and Soldier Blue NEVER been shown on Terestial TV programnes........now those two are No Brainers for worst films ever.

neil.

Love Story has been shown on proper tele, one Christmas if I remember correctly and cause intense debate in our household afterwards - spoilt Christmas really.

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2012, 04:50:15 pm »

Any of Audie Murphy's cowboy films I say

The guy made 44 films but probably had even more war medals.


Billy Breen? Is that Larry Grayson LB?

Dave

Dave,

it should be Bobby Breen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Breen

I used to cringe whenever one of his films was shown at the Wallasey Gaumont on a Saturday morning, sentimental doo doo.

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2012, 05:20:13 pm »


wanna bet ?

http://www.ironsky.net/

Call me mad and slap me with a salmon, but i think that looks quite good!

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2012, 05:28:11 pm »

Call me mad and slap me with a salmon, but i think that looks quite good!

Put the salmon away, I found it very amusing.....
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2012, 06:21:26 pm »

Sounds like its one of those "Drink beer, Engage brain into neutral and enjoy" movies

Machette is in the so bad its good category IMO
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
Nice to see Steven Segal getting his comeuppance tho :D

Worst film or more most disappointing I have to say is a clockwork orange
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2012, 06:28:32 pm »

The Trollenberg Terror has to be up there with the direst of films, closely followed by Tobor the Great....


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xltq73_the-trollenberg-terror-1958-1-2_shortfilms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rdxx5zAOnU
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2012, 07:41:09 pm »

The Trollenberg Terror has to be up there with the direst of films, closely followed by Tobor the Great....


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xltq73_the-trollenberg-terror-1958-1-2_shortfilms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rdxx5zAOnU

I remember the Troll terror with all those heads and climbers floating around......b***** hilarious film.
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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2012, 08:26:42 pm »

Dirty Dancing!!  Supposedly a 'feel good uplifting chick movie' beloved by women everywhere. Yet consider the script.............failed 30+ something dacer grooms a 16yo girl, introduces her to drugs, sex, all night parties, illegal abortions, gets her to blackmail her father firstly for money then to carry out remedial surgery after a failed abortion and at the end he snatches her from her family.................now thats feelgood for you.

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2012, 09:28:30 pm »


wanna bet ? http://www.ironsky.net/

Mentioned Valhalla there - so I'm up for seeing it  O0

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Re: Possibly the worst film EVER!!!!
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2012, 10:15:38 am »

Put the salmon away, I found it very amusing.....

HI WHERE did you purchase the film ? as ive not seen it an would like to give it a chance is it on general sale ?
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