But wisely saw the light and defected to Cleckheaton where he took spiritual instruction from their resident guru..Yogi Maharesh Mahatma Sidebottom
Yes ,he often lamented on being born on the wrong side of the pennines.But after a long and hard struggle (guided by the Yogi Maharesh) he overcame his accident of birth and became a salt of the Earth (Yorkshire man).
I can see it now:-SAINT BERNARD OF MANNING.
Mickyrubble
Yorkshire ambassador to Ireland