Topic: Re: Jokes & Humour 4 (Read 136203 times)

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #200 on:** December 25, 2012, 01:51:43 pm »

ALWAYS put the paint in the boot when driving home from the shop.

catengineman · « **Reply #201 on:** December 25, 2012, 10:20:25 pm »

Looks like everything will be all white with them though

BailingBen · « **Reply #202 on:** January 03, 2013, 02:52:56 am »

hahaha

BailingBen · « **Reply #203 on:** January 03, 2013, 03:01:48 am »

hAHahaha-2

BailingBen · « **Reply #204 on:** January 03, 2013, 03:06:11 am »

i remember seeing this every day when i was walking to the hovercraft after school (it takes some teenage humor (immaturity) to get the joke

kk

grendel · « **Reply #205 on:** January 03, 2013, 12:08:42 pm »

one that I used to see was a sign to the village of Wormshill where some wag had crossed the ll's to make tt's.
Grendel

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #206 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:33:05 pm »

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
YET IT'S THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY TODAY WHILE IT LASTS......

malcolmfrary · « **Reply #207 on:** January 10, 2013, 10:19:34 am »

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #208 on:** January 10, 2013, 11:32:35 pm »

How many squares do you see?

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #209 on:** January 10, 2013, 11:52:16 pm »

I am game, with my glasses 36 squares??????????????????

grendel · « **Reply #210 on:** January 11, 2013, 12:06:40 am »

at least 40
Grendel

NFMike · « **Reply #211 on:** January 11, 2013, 12:15:01 am »

grendel · « **Reply #212 on:** January 11, 2013, 12:17:55 am »

doh, forgot the big one - 41
Grendel

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #213 on:** January 11, 2013, 12:23:50 am »

Quote from: grendel on January 11, 2013, 12:17:55 am

doh, forgot the big one - 41
Grendel

Yes, cleaned my glasses, 41 with the big one

Martin better have the answer

wibplus · « **Reply #214 on:** January 11, 2013, 08:21:00 am »

My glasses reckon it is 37

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #215 on:** January 11, 2013, 08:35:37 am »

I count 32..... but there still time for more guesses!

Jerry C · « **Reply #216 on:** January 11, 2013, 08:36:19 am »

Artistmike · « **Reply #217 on:** January 11, 2013, 11:06:01 am »

Yup, I go with 40 too ... at one stage I thought it might be 80 but then realised it was my cataracts playing up again...

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #218 on:** January 11, 2013, 11:14:13 am »

Did you both count the Big one???

Artistmike · « **Reply #219 on:** January 11, 2013, 11:17:49 am »

Yes, counted the big one.... forty times.... you mean there are others?

dreadnought72 · « **Reply #220 on:** January 11, 2013, 11:25:46 am »

Here's the definitive answer...counting the width of the image as 4 units.

1/2 unit squares: 8
1 unit squares: 18
2 unit squares: 9
3 unit squares: 4
4 unit squares: 1

Total: 40

tigertiger · « **Reply #221 on:** January 11, 2013, 11:37:26 am »

Yep, I got 40.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #222 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:11:17 pm »

http://krexy.com/how-many-squares

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #223 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:58:55 am »

Our North American cousins, may be able to shed some more light on this matter

Interesting Crow Mortality Rate Study
They just recently found over 200 dead crows near Halifax N.S., and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The Province of Nova Scotia hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah..Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Now you know!

dreadnought72 · « **Reply #224 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:26:51 pm »

A very old man went to the barbers for a shave. He said to the barber, "I have a hard time shaving my cheeks now, since they're so wrinkly."

"No problem." replied the barber, getting a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf. "Put this inside your cheek to spread the skin. First on one side, then the other."

The old man does what he's told, and - a few minutes later - he's got the cleanest shave he's had in years!

"That was fantastic! But I was a bit worried I might swallow the ball."

"You don't need to worry about that." the barber said, "But should it happen, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else."

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catengineman