Topic: Re: Jokes & Humour 4 (Read 136204 times)

derekwarner · « **Reply #250 on:** March 23, 2013, 12:53:54 am »

Can spot a lot of Squirrel [frames]

but no cat........ Derek

dreadnought72 · « **Reply #251 on:** March 23, 2013, 12:55:20 am »

Took a minute - and you can make the picture bigger by clicking on it - but YES.

Andy

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #252 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:34:00 am »

No need to make it bigger as the cat is in plain view as is.

heritorasphodel · « **Reply #253 on:** March 23, 2013, 06:54:34 am »

Yes, but I've seen it before.

Andrew

grendel · « **Reply #254 on:** March 23, 2013, 09:53:58 am »

jimmy2310 · « **Reply #255 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:09:38 am »

I found it, it took a while but I found it eventually.
Jimmy

davidm1945 · « **Reply #256 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:05:15 pm »

So that's where Tiddles went .......

Netleyned · « **Reply #257 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:18:06 pm »

Thought Martin had got rid of his surplus gear

And Yes

Ned

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #258 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:22:31 pm »

........ wait a minute!

sparkey · « **Reply #259 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:25:45 pm »

Reminds me,I keep meaning to tidy up the workshop,Ray.

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #260 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:57:18 pm »

Quote from: sparkey on March 23, 2013, 04:25:45 pm

Reminds me,I keep meaning to tidy up the workshop,Ray.

If you don't there will be more litters

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #261 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:30:09 pm »

A letter has just been found from Florence Nightingale from the front to her Mother.

Dear Mother
There has been a terrible mistake...
... I said I wanted to go to the Cinema.

sparkey · « **Reply #262 on:** May 30, 2013, 06:09:38 am »

I like it

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #263 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:05:32 pm »

MI5 posting.
Do not highlight the text in this post.

I knew you couldn't resist !!!

Dannypenguin · « **Reply #264 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:26:34 pm »

To be honest, it was so white I couldn't even see it until I highlighted it...

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #265 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:00:59 pm »

That's a white lie

Dannypenguin · « **Reply #266 on:** May 31, 2013, 01:16:15 pm »

Am I going to be arrested for breaking part of the 'Reading a classified sentence that was there but you weren't meant to read it because you were told not to' act 1967?

sparkey · « **Reply #267 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:30:08 pm »

I am really confused now and that don't take a lot, I have been looking under the table for bugs, you don't know who's eaves dropping,hope we in MBM haven't fell foul of the spooks I don't want men in macs and dark glasses taking photo's of my pride and joy from the
bushes at the lake,so be careful of that innocent looking tug it might be a spy watching us you never know,happy sailing,Ray

Netleyned · « **Reply #268 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:43:44 pm »

At the end of each sailing session a debrief
will be held ordering you to forget all you have done
and seen at the lake. (Standard procedure for some of us

)
All vessel names will be pixelated, and routes to and from the lake
will be varied.(Easy with a dodgy SatNav

)

Ned

Bob K · « **Reply #269 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:05:01 pm »

Quote from: Netleyned on May 31, 2013, 03:43:44 pm

At the end of each sailing session a debrief
will be held ordering you to forget all you have done
and seen at the lake. (Standard procedure for some of us )
All vessel names will be pixelated, and routes to and from the lake
will be varied.(Easy with a dodgy SatNav )

Ned

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malcolmfrary · « **Reply #270 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:39:22 pm »

Quote

I don't want men in macs and dark glasses taking photo's of my pride and joy from thebushes at the lake

I should think not, too. Best to make sure the clothing is correctly adjusted before going out.

jaymac · « **Reply #271 on:** June 02, 2013, 09:49:08 am »

Quote from: malcolmfrary on May 31, 2013, 04:39:22 pm

I should think not, too. Best to make sure the clothing is correctly adjusted before going out.

I Agree,he YACHT to know better

Rottweiler · « **Reply #272 on:** June 06, 2013, 02:22:23 pm »

Have a look at this,it is hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30

grasshopper · « **Reply #273 on:** June 06, 2013, 02:40:13 pm »

Funny but moderated.... my wife can't park either but she has got a cracking left hook! - Admin.

jaymac · « **Reply #274 on:** June 06, 2013, 07:19:16 pm »

Well she didn't give in and never hit the other cars and thats the worst bit of Guidance I've seen in long time from the bloke. methinks she just needed enlightening about changing lock as she changed direction.Having said that the first time my sister drove to work on icy road she left the car 2 streets away and had the garage pick it up cos the steering was playing up

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