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rpbidgood

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Re: just for fun
« Reply #375 on: July 07, 2014, 08:23:30 am »
 
My bank wanted a password eight characters long - I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
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Re: just for fun
« Reply #376 on: July 07, 2014, 08:49:29 am »
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting!'
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Re: just for fun
« Reply #377 on: July 07, 2014, 08:56:42 am »
 
            {-) {-) {-)  Tim Vine?!

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I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting!'
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #378 on: July 09, 2014, 05:43:33 pm »
Correct. From the fringe a few years ago.
And now, the World Cup.
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #379 on: July 09, 2014, 07:12:16 pm »
France and England are badly placed to laugh ............ O0 O0 O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #380 on: July 09, 2014, 07:32:32 pm »
Well maybe  France are  as your lot were walked over  Twice  (Not FootBall) thrice if  next years anniversary is  included  :}
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #381 on: July 09, 2014, 09:55:27 pm »
A woman is sobbing that she's locked herself out of her car, when a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. 

Magically it opens!

"That's so clever," the woman gasps, "How did you do it?"

 "Khakis, of course."
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #382 on: July 13, 2014, 09:06:01 pm »

Is it me are is this sign very excited about the prospect of Services?!?
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #383 on: July 13, 2014, 09:17:18 pm »
Not as excited as Peter is when going to Thorney !
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #384 on: July 14, 2014, 01:00:55 am »
Quote from: jaymac on July 09, 2014, 07:32:32 pm
Well maybe  France are  as your lot were walked over  Twice  (Not FootBall) thrice if  next years anniversary is  included  :}

Aye France…

What is it now?

1815 - Played at home, lost.
1870 - Played at home, lost.
1914 - Played at home, lost.
1940 - Played at home, lost.
1950(?) French Indo-China, played away, lost.

…and those are just the ones I can think of straightaway.  :}
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Re: Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #385 on: July 14, 2014, 12:39:50 pm »
googling French Military Victories always used to bring up the comment  ' did you mean French military Defeats'
but I think they may have fixed that now.
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #386 on: September 15, 2014, 06:05:19 pm »

Colombian women's cycling team - unfortunate jersey design!

http://tinyurl.com/pcstqx2

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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #387 on: September 16, 2014, 11:16:45 am »
Quote from: Robert Davies on July 14, 2014, 01:00:55 am

1815 - Played at home, lost.
1870 - Played at home, lost.
1914 - Played at home, lost.
1940 - Played at home, lost.
1950(?) French Indo-China, played away, lost.

Actually - what should you call the 1914 event, it wasn't exactly a loss as they held with a lot more players than the opposing side which eventually went to a game called off (that is what an armistice is - isn't it).
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #388 on: September 16, 2014, 05:12:12 pm »
Wager won...!

LB
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #389 on: September 16, 2014, 06:34:04 pm »
Quote from: Liverbudgie on September 16, 2014, 05:12:12 pm
Wager won...!

LB

Please, Please, Please, elaborate  {:-{  {:-{
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #390 on: September 16, 2014, 07:40:31 pm »
Quote from: warspite on September 16, 2014, 06:34:04 pm
Please, Please, Please, elaborate  {:-{  {:-{
It was something that was posted last night and I wagered that it would not be here this morning and it wasn't. The humour(less) plod at it again :police:

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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #391 on: September 16, 2014, 08:03:37 pm »
Quote from: Martin (Admin) on September 15, 2014, 06:05:19 pm

Colombian women's cycling team - unfortunate jersey design!

http://tinyurl.com/pcstqx2

Whats unfortunate about?  Actually thought it was quite, well whats the word...........exciting.  Mind you not as bad as the current Scotland Away kit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26371625

Jings....
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #392 on: September 17, 2014, 03:24:09 pm »
Quote from: mikearace on September 16, 2014, 08:03:37 pm
Whats unfortunate about?  Actually thought it was quite, well whats the word...........exciting.  Mind you not as bad as the current Scotland Away kit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26371625

Jings....

Is it to detract from their awefull playing?
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #393 on: September 17, 2014, 07:18:56 pm »
 
 
Actually LB technically it  survived  till at least 0530 that morning some 70+ views wonder which one  woke the Mods up {-)
Jay
 
Quote from: Liverbudgie on September 16, 2014, 07:40:31 pm
It was something that was posted last night and I wagered that it would not be here this morning and it wasn't. The humour(less) plod at it again :police:

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Re: Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #394 on: September 24, 2014, 07:21:13 am »
I read that Alton Towers have started giving blind visitors a hand-held device that describes the attractions they are 'seeing'.

It's an iPod that keeps repeating, "You're in a queue of 400 people."

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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #395 on: September 24, 2014, 06:16:22 pm »
I had a friend who waited 4 hours to go a ride, then decided he had waited too long and left the queue - I actually do wonder whether he's normal sometimes...  %%
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #396 on: September 25, 2014, 07:32:29 am »
Quote from: Dannypenguin on September 24, 2014, 06:16:22 pm
I had a friend who waited 4 hours to go a ride, then decided he had waited too long and left the queue - I actually do wonder whether he's normal sometimes...  %%
Only ever been once, and the 7 or so hours I was there I only managed to get on 3 rides  :((
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Re: Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #397 on: September 25, 2014, 07:39:52 am »
Our goldfish died last night after my kids accidentally fed him small pieces of polystyrene.

I'm still trying to flush it down the toilet now.

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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #398 on: September 27, 2014, 08:29:57 pm »
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Re: Jokes & Humour 4
« Reply #399 on: September 28, 2014, 01:04:24 pm »
are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet :D
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