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Howard

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« on: November 09, 2012, 10:32:17 pm »

Hi Guys, was only telling me mate the other day how at 59 my wife was still HOT only trouble is it only comes in flushes, for some reason the wife did,nt find it  funny.
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Colin Bishop

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 08:04:38 am »

Not surprising, it's very uncomfortable for them, you should be more understanding.
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 11:07:28 am »

Come on Colin its a joke in the humour section <*< .

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2012, 01:52:08 pm »

The comment may have been placed via Colin's account, but have you considered that it may have been written by (or under threat from) his significant other?!

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2012, 01:56:05 pm »

Lol read it to the wife she laughed her head off, but then again she does not have the flushes yet.

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2012, 06:05:43 pm »

Yes, I know it was intended to be a joke but believe me, the ladies who suffer from them don't see it that way at all.
 
Let me put it another way. In a few year's time when your prostate enlarges and you are stumbling around cross legged in agony looking for the loo that isn't there and all your mates are laughing themselves sick - will you be joining in the general hilarity?
 
If you want to be funny about health matters, and there is often a lot to be funny about, the rule is to laugh about your own afflictions rather than others. That way nobody can be offended. I suffer from very poor hearing; a few years ago on a riverboat in Egypt I turned to my wife and said 'look dear, Deaf on the Nile!'
 
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2012, 06:09:06 pm »

For goodness sake lighten up man.

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 06:14:12 pm »

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For goodness sake lighten up man.

Ah, now that sounds a bit guilty.... :} Time you were in touch with your feminine side.  %)
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 06:17:30 pm »

Think I know who wears the trousers in your house lol.  %%

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2012, 06:33:22 pm »

We take turns - we each have a pair.
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2012, 06:41:58 pm »

Well "Dancing on ice, in the jungle I'm a celeb. get me out of here" has come on TV so I'm off to the workshop I know when I'm beaten. {-) {-) {-)

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2012, 11:35:40 pm »

Colin It was a joke and was never ment more then a joke and was never ment to upset any one, am just amazed you have taken this line.
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2012, 09:06:33 am »

Then I'm afraid you entirely miss the point Howard and there is no hope for you.... ok2
 
Famous last words ' 'I was only joking - honest!'
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Re: hot wife
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2012, 11:46:48 am »

Well "Dancing on ice, in the jungle I'm a celeb. get me out of here" has come on TV so I'm off to the workshop I know when I'm beaten. {-) {-) {-)

Odd thing, TV. I'd much rather watch "I'm an engineer, of course I can get out of here."  %)

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Re: hot wife
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2012, 01:22:45 pm »

Thanks Colin, Realy would of upset me if I,ed  hurt any ones feelings, you want to be in my bedroom in feb at 4 in the morning to find covers on the on the floor and windows wide open or doing 70 on motorway when all the windows go down, so yes I do understand how the ladys feel.
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