The flight had just taken off and levelled out . Remove seat belts came up and every one relaxed .Suddenly the Plane lurched violently and did a sharp nose dive before levelling out again coupled with a loud shout of Oh my god from the cock pit cabin. Then quickly came the voice saying Ladies and Gentlemen no need topanic this is the captain .All is well we just had a slight accident when the Stewardess dropped my cup of coffee in my lap then chuckling he said you should see the mess of the front of my trousers
. A voice from the back boomed out Ha! you should see the backof mine
