mmmmmH!! Some folks have a list of 100 best things to do before leaving this mortal coil.
Is there an anti bucket list, like things I never want to do.
Ken
Appear on X Factor (or any 'reality' TV programme).
Eat tripe
Face-off a grizzly bear (it most likely would be mine)
Dance in public (I dance like a drunk ostrich)
Walk a small yappy dog (I'd like to shoot next door's though)
Watch a whole episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians (look it up - my teenage daughter loves it. These people are morons! - but very rich morons)