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Martin [Admin]

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Football... type 2
« on: February 04, 2013, 04:07:22 am »


Just watched the Super Bowl XLVII: Baltimore Ravens v San Francisco 49ers, what a fantastic and eventful game, one of the best I've ever seen., right down to the last play and last 4 seconds!  - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/american-football/21317635


..... I Man City  v Liverpool match was really something too... Gerrard  still got it!

I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?

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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 04:23:48 am »

If the cramping is due to constipation, the last thing you want is Kaolin. :-X
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 04:25:21 am »

Evening TT!, no constipation, just real bad cramps
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 07:43:08 am »



I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?

Buscopan......for cramps.
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 08:57:19 am »

I just love American Football.  What a game !  Baltimore looked so good, but SF fought right back, down to the wire.  That kick off return after the superb half time show was an all time record, can't believe SF didn't stop him over 109 yards.  That and the mistake in not 'touching' Jones 'down' after that long pass reception led to another TD are things you cannot afford to do in a Final.
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Re: Football... type 2 (and Martin's poorly tummy)
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 06:36:43 pm »



I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?


Martin,

I was going to suggest a different form of medication completely, as your original post indicated that you had a much....err?...   ....'stickier' problem, altogether!

I thought you'd been eating Tesco's horse Beef-burgers and got the trots!  {-) {-) {-)

Andy

p.s. On a serious note, a preliminary search on t'internet, suggest that you could be pregnant O0
 
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 09:50:12 pm »

Let's hope it's a model berth  {-)
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 08:26:43 pm »

Hi Martin, the sympathy you get here brings tears to your eyes & an ache to your belly. Mick B.
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2013, 10:39:24 am »

Visit a real doctor - it might be a sign of something important.  If it is pregnancy, he should be able to offer valid advice after hes finished taking pictures and laughing.
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 07:08:13 pm »

Malcom...we have it on good advice that Martin's doctor is of the female gender....
So when she has finished her internal examination of Martin's bits & pieces we may have an explanation.... {-) O0 %%  ......Derek
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Re: Football... type 2
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 07:13:01 pm »


 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)....Oi you two!!!  <*<
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