Plundering Porpoises! Jumping jellyfish! Harrowing hurricanes!"
blustered pirate Captain Pugwash to the work-shy crew of his ship the Black Pig as they sailed the Seven Forums and encountered adventures. The rotund Captain. always bold before the event, with a tendency to get into scrapes (and make a speedy exit - hope he's not going to do that from this Forum). The Good Captain was a simple man and no match for his various shiver-me-timbers foes but fortunately he was regularly rescued from the clutches of black-bearded arch villain Cut-Throat Jake (of the 'Flying Dustbin') by the cunning and courage of the Black Pig's cabin boy Tom
WELL WELCOME ABOARD THIS MADHOUSE
Aye
John E
BLUEBIRD