Derek,
1) Chief officer, the Mate, Harry Tate.
Chief Engineer, don't call me chief, I'm not a red Indian.
Chief Steward, the good shepherd or bring 'em back alive Harry.
Chief cook, don't mess with this guy.
2) didn't I mention I'd lost the will to live before I got anywhere near the greens. The course near Douglas was very lush and well looked after and the 19th hole was excellent and had a good restaurant.
Can't fault any of the sporting facilities seen around Oz. that's why you're al so good. Observed children coming out of school straight to swimming pool to benefit from plentiful and I assume good quality coaching/encouragement. Occasionally I get the urge to get physical but I have a lie down until it passes off!
Jerry.