Went to Skipton for the day today, and whilst mooching around the market was accosted by (what my mother used to call) a Bible Basher..........
"Have you been saved by the power of the Lord my son" ....came the question ( from a chap, probably younger than I)
Quick as a flash I retorted..........
"Oh Lord yes, by the RNLI in 1959" With a puzzled look on his face he came back............
"NO! that doesn't count!" ....expecting me to get into some deep philosophical argument with him.
Quickly I turned it back on him and said.....
"but those lads must have had God's guiding hand to have been able to save me so quickly" .........
At that, he put his little scripture giveaway card back in his pocket, and realised he was out of his depth ........and turned to his next (errr Victim)
1 point to me, I think,
Now I just have to dodge the lightning bolts till my next confession