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trawlerman

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First Christmas joke of the season
« on: December 06, 2013, 06:16:35 pm »
3 men died on Christmas Eve.....At the pearly gates St Peter said to gain entry they must show something to do with Christmas......The Englishman pulled a lighter from his pocket  and lit it........whats that said St Peter...A candle said the Englishman.....Ok said St Peter in you go..........The Scotsman pulled some keys from his pocket and shook them...whats that said St Peter.....Bells sir said the Scotsman...Ok in you go......The Irishman rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a pair of ladies panties.....Whats them said St Peter.....CAROLS said the Irishman
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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 06:18:15 pm »
GROAN!!!!! :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 06:33:01 pm »
Peter must have been St Gullible really.

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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 09:19:42 pm »
Ho... Ho... Ho...
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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2013, 11:37:54 am »
I've been boring the heck out of my friends and relatives with this link, %%

I don't see why you Model Boat Mayhem lot should escape !

Turn your PC Sound system up and then click on the reindeers
when the screen has loaded

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=836

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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 11:51:42 am »
 
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Re: First Christmas joke of the season
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 05:41:26 pm »
Do - oh
 
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