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peter61_uk

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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« on: December 31, 2013, 10:15:27 am »
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar ............ Landlord looks at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 11:50:14 am »
I'll get your coat for you...
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 12:34:24 pm »
Quote from: U-33 on December 31, 2013, 11:50:14 am
I'll get your coat for you...

I thought that would happen ........ So I already put it on  :embarrassed:
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2013, 02:32:57 pm »
This one might appeal to you Peter.
A horse walked into a bar,
the barman said,
why the long face?
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2013, 03:19:43 pm »
There was no Welshman in the last 'joke'  :D

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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2013, 03:41:26 pm »
Quote from: john44 on December 31, 2013, 02:32:57 pm
This one might appeal to you Peter.
A horse walked into a bar,
the barman said,
why the long face?
Nah - it was a white horse and the barman said "Hello! We've got a whisky named after you!" and the horse said "What - Eric??"
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2013, 03:54:58 pm »
Can't find a What-Eric whisky anywhere on goggle <:(

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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2013, 05:16:15 pm »
Quote from: Netleyned on December 31, 2013, 03:19:43 pm
There was no Welshman in the last 'joke'  :D

Ned


nah, the Welshman came in later he had gone for a leek?
 ok coat is on and I am halfway down the road already.
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2013, 05:27:34 pm »
I lent my coat to a guy in a bar next to  Greenock
Morton ground.
We were berthed next to the Sugar Quay.
It was persisting with rain and he needed to
see someone outside.
Never came back.
His name was Con Olly, Billy Conolly :D

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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2014, 12:50:55 am »
Quote from: peter61_uk on December 31, 2013, 10:15:27 am
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar ............ Landlord looks at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Couple of years ago, I walked into my hotel bar having just flown in, and was sharing a table with a Scottish guy.  I am English and called Malcolm, he was Scots and called Henry, we were in Pafos, we were short of a Welshman called Stavros - if Mr Jones had been there, there was the makings of an epic.


Still watching The Plank.  More comic gems crammed into a confined space than is reasonably possible.  Sorry if this is mixed up with the news thread.  Put it down to the Cap'n Morgan that my offspring got me for Christmas.


Happy New Year one and all.
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2014, 12:57:30 am »
There are two versions of "The Plank". The other (silent) version with Eric Sykes and Arthur Lowe is much much funnier!




Happy New Year to all....
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2014, 02:55:48 am »
Quote from: davidm1945 on January 01, 2014, 12:57:30 am
There are two versions of "The Plank". The other (silent) version with Eric Sykes and Arthur Lowe is much much funnier!


I think if this is the remake for TV (1979) it also has the late great Tommy Cooper in it.
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2014, 10:07:54 am »
It was the  original '67 version that was shown or billed  just think guys back then new year was not yet a bank holiday for England :((
 
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2014, 11:38:55 am »
Hi davidm thanks for mentioning The Plank (Arthur Lowe version) I have just watched it on You tube.  Really enjoyed it.
thanks again,
Roy
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Re: Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman .............
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2014, 10:48:03 pm »
Quote from: roycv on January 01, 2014, 11:38:55 am
Hi davidm thanks for mentioning The Plank (Arthur Lowe version) I have just watched it on You tube.  Really enjoyed it.
thanks again,
Roy

Hi Roy,
    You are very welcome, great fun spotting all the celebrities. Did you spot James Hunt driving a truck? Brilliant!
Dave.
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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2014, 09:22:21 am »
Hi yes I did and a delicious Joanna Lumley and a glimpse of Dianna Dors, I watched the credits and  must have missed a few but what a great gathering of comedy talent.
I expect some of the kids on the see saws got famous later.
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