Bloke goes into the job centre looking for work............. Sits himself down with one of there advisers.
"What can we do for you?" asks the adviser ............ Bloke says "I'm looking for a job". .............. Adviser says " lets have a look then"... after a few minutes rummaging around in a card index........ "We've just had this one in. Data inputting at a computer centre. How about that".......... Bloke says "I don't really think working on computers would b a good idea" .......... Adviser asks "Do you not have any computer skills then ???" ............. Bloke says.......
.......... No it's not that, it's just that it would break my Bail Conditions".
