how is that possible Pondweed?.......
easy.......
1. you called over the road to see that girl in the pub [with big jugs] of
GREEN beer in prepartation for St Paddy's day on Monday
2. I was probably there with you in spirit admiring that girl [with the big jugs]
of
GREEN beer
3. so by the time you have slurped up a few of these jusgs of
GREEN deeth Ginbinuth ....you notice that your words don't quite seen straight
4. ......
. being the safety conisiuos person you am......decide it is sufer to take little stups on the way hume............
5. so the next morning when you awoke.........you discovered it's a lot longer on the return voyage
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Happy St Patricks Day to all
..........Derek