I really thought these emails had died out, apparently not!.....
Good morning!
You have the penalty for public services.
The certificate is in the attached ZIP-file.
You have to verify it before May 10th 2014. Your account: TQD/36193.
Differently you'll gain legal action.
Faithfully yours, head of Police station #31.
Of course I opened the zip file, infected my computer with a gaziilion malware/viruses/spyware and laid open all my passwords and bank details