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jaymac

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A prayer
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:10:27 pm »

In church a lady was heard to say a prayer. It was so sweet and  sincere that I just had to share it with you:-

"Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.  You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favorite pop singer, Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer, Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress, Elizabeth Taylor.

My favourite football manager, Bobby Robson.

My favourite  golfer, Seve Ballesteros,

My favourite singer, Whitney Houston and now:-

My favourite actor, Robin Williams.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are: Alec Salmond, Tony Blair, John Prescott, Ed Balls, Gordon Brown, Harriet Harman, Nick Clegg, Ed Miliband and Nick Farage(in no particular order)

Amen 
                                   
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Re: A prayer
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 08:04:11 pm »

Who is Nick Farage? Any relation to Nigel perhaps?
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Re: A prayer
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 10:36:45 pm »

Slip of the tongue so to speak meant to put Adolf
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Re: A prayer
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 02:46:15 pm »

Ouch!!  {-)
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Re: A prayer
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 03:21:14 pm »

Vote for Mr Farage  :-))
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