Important note for staying at mayhem.
1 everything is fair game.
2 your tent/caravan is never safe.
3 pictures will be taken and published
4 what's done at mayhem, stays at mayhem
5 Saturday night is bbq night. Bring food and beer and humour
6 the weather is what it is. We don't care
7 be respectful of others. You may need them to put up or take down your abode
8 have fun and smile
9 if it's raining and no one is around, we are all in the toilets staying warm
10 remember where your staying. Falling in bushes and ditches hurts and someone will be around with a camera.
11 if a drink is offered it's bad manners to refuse.
12 when you get up in the morning someone will be ready with a camera
13 take notice of all signs. Dire consequences await people who dont
14 hats are a must. The sillier the better
15 mayhem is about fun and model boats. The rest just follows
16 be prepared to try deep fried haggis and deep fried black pudding.