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Jonty
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Words of wisdom
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December 15, 2014, 08:02:49 pm »
Garnered on a walk round Ogden Water:
'A lab is born half-trained, and a spaniel dies half-trained'.
Any more, anyone?
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I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life;
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps 'em on the knife.
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December 15, 2014, 08:07:29 pm »
Make it IDIOT proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Despite the high cost of living .......... It remains popular
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience"
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Don't eat yellow snow!
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Measure twice - cut once .... Oh bu**er do it again!
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Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A Heinlein.
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NEVER
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Pee to wind
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It's difficult to soar like an eagle..... when you work with turkeys!
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NEVER
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And if you are on a yacht, in heavy weather and wrapped up in layers of waterproofing it's not size that matters, it's length you need...
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad....
Dave.
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Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A Heinlein.
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