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[Just Add Water]

I can tell this joke because my wife is Irish. From Cork.
Anyway, 3 Irishmen drinking Guinness on a Lockheed Tristar flying into Ireland.
The Pilot announces! that the rear engine has failed we will be 1 hour late arriving at the Airport  .
That is 3 more Guinness's for us then to be sure .
Then the Pilot announces that the Left hand engine has failed  we will be 2 hour late arriving at the Airport .
That is 3 more Guinness's for us then to be sure. And if the blinking Right hand engine fails we will be up here all 'blinking!' night Hic  !!

Result hehe HIC!

[Mad Scientist]

Lockheed Tristar! One of the first aircraft I travelled in, way back in 1974 - Tom

[derekwarner]

Did I ever mention that a part of me is Irish ....just can't remember which part  ...... 10 out of 10 to the Guniness logic ......

Guniness was never transported by air.........originally in 20 gallon barrels via 100 ton tramp type steamers to the mainland then, but now by smallish bulk tanker MV Lady Patricia] according to the docco.........Derek

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