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warspite

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #425 on: May 08, 2016, 03:35:08 pm »

putting kettle on >>:-(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #426 on: May 08, 2016, 04:27:41 pm »

Think Stetson Hat.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #427 on: May 08, 2016, 04:33:52 pm »

Nope - still a Norwegian blue, kettles on again
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #428 on: May 08, 2016, 05:13:10 pm »

Hello,

About the Lord Mayor of the City of London - - what about the City of Westminster ???.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #429 on: May 08, 2016, 05:15:49 pm »

Don't you mean
'The Kitty of Westminster'
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #430 on: May 08, 2016, 05:25:00 pm »

Hello,

Found it   https://www.westminster.gov.uk/lord-mayor-of-westminster  - City of my Birth.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #431 on: June 16, 2016, 10:42:32 pm »

 O0 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #432 on: June 16, 2016, 11:08:08 pm »


But how will you see them to take aim?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #433 on: June 17, 2016, 04:48:11 am »

But how will you see them to take aim?

By puttin on ya infa red goggles  O0  O0  %)  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #434 on: June 17, 2016, 10:12:04 am »

Surely I don't have to explain this one too!  :}
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #435 on: June 17, 2016, 11:02:55 am »

Surely I don't have to explain this one too!  :}

Nope. It made me laugh  {-)

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #436 on: June 17, 2016, 01:45:07 pm »

Reminds me of this picture.
More disguise than camo.



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #437 on: June 17, 2016, 08:50:50 pm »

 ok2, no I got that one - still didn't understand the previous one - It must be the dementia, now, what we talking about  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #438 on: June 18, 2016, 09:30:08 am »

For those who didn't get the stylized shadowy picture, is it safe to let the cat out of the bag now?  Since this is on the internet, I must point out that I am sure no cats are involved, or were seriously harmed in its production.  Apart from the one that got the stripe on white paint down its back being psychologically disturbed by the passing skunk.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 5
« Reply #439 on: June 18, 2016, 11:46:40 am »


Can you see what it is yet?


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Wot - this is a cat - can someone paint over this to show what this cat is supposed to look like  :embarrassed:, if it is a cat, looks like a ridley scott alien had got to it first
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #440 on: June 18, 2016, 01:33:31 pm »

warspite, you mean you still have not got this yet,  ignore the shadow part and concentrate on the light half, try covering the shadow part with a piece of paper or something, you must see it.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #441 on: June 18, 2016, 04:33:12 pm »

Well all that I see is a cowboy.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #442 on: June 18, 2016, 04:35:59 pm »

Yeah Its Cat Balou
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #443 on: June 18, 2016, 05:42:40 pm »

Look - I have enough trouble seeing normally in the morning  %%.

I even have issues with those pictures where you are supposed to be able to see a dolphin doing acrobats or what ever, so this is even worse, I give up, I'll never get it, i'll be content to believe an alien injector got to a parrot and transformed it into an avian predetor.   {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #444 on: June 18, 2016, 05:45:29 pm »

The only cat bit is if I turn my head left and look at what appears to be the leg in the middle, at which point I then remark - a black cat sat in a puddle of black ink, a cousin of the white cat sat in a field of snow.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #445 on: June 18, 2016, 06:42:09 pm »

It is a Cowboy looking straight at you wearing a Stetson, the (his) left side of his face is in Shadow.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #446 on: June 18, 2016, 06:47:21 pm »

Oh. I'd not got that one either. That's clever.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #447 on: June 19, 2016, 12:16:05 am »

 
I go along with all who cannot see it, even upside down. {:-{ {:-{ {:-{

Reminds me of those Psych tests, if you can see a cat or whatever, well??????????????????????????? O0 O0 {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #448 on: June 19, 2016, 12:37:31 am »

Can't see anything, except maybe a dead raven nailed upside down to a wall   {:-{
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #449 on: June 19, 2016, 07:35:57 am »

Dose this help anyone how can't see it.  %% {-) {-) {-)
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