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Nemo

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How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:05:25 pm »

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to specification.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Labrador: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Please let me.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Great Dane: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the sofa.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs.
I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2015, 07:41:22 am »
Alaskan Malamute? I'm not bother, I can run in the light or the dark.
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2015, 08:49:20 am »
my dog.  help im scared of the dark. better sleep on your bed tonight
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 09:05:56 am »
My Border cross Welsh Terrier, probably wouldn't notice. He would be asleep on my bed as normal.
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2015, 12:02:07 pm »
The cat: "Now this I have to watch."
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2015, 01:16:57 pm »
Afgan hound............. I think i'll get a man in to do it.
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2015, 02:18:40 pm »
Quote from: rem2007 on April 30, 2015, 07:41:22 am
Alaskan Malamute? I'm not bother, I can run in the light or the dark.


As long as the food bowl is full I don't care
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2015, 02:38:44 pm »
Dog de bordeux, i'm not going anywhere near that electric bulb holder with the dribbling i do, i'll get electrocuted
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2015, 04:21:13 pm »
Now that is why I worry about you lot....
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2015, 07:13:34 pm »
My weimaraner, did someone say walkies?
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2015, 07:16:01 pm »
My lakeland/Patterdale cross. I know there's a toy here somewhere. ......its in the bed......its in the sofa.... ..can't find my toy. .......I'll chase my tail and tum up and down the stairs.
Next is a big crash as she tries to chase her tail while running up and down the stairs.
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Re: How many dogs to change a light-bulb?
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2015, 02:23:09 pm »
Eddie (Jack Russell on 'Frasier') ' Well, if you are all going to stand around arguing - I'll do it myself'
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