My Wife is
gutted, that the, said boomerang, kindling thing is worthless, Her time traveling grandfather was obviously a bit of a scoundrel on the high seas.
I fear he may have been a bit of a fibber also. This I cannot confirm as the said Time traveler, was here last Thursday, and was a bit dismayed we found out
Or was it Sunday, hmmm never checked my watch, as it is always wrong.
Bernie.
